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Secrets of a Schoolyard Millionaire Children and everyone is perpetually offendedThe hilarious story of one bag of cash, two best friends and a whole lot of trouble. Finding a million dollars in your backyard every kid's dream, right? That's what me and my best friend Toby thought too. Jumping castles at school. Lollipops for our adoring fans. Wearing sunglasses indoors ('cos that's what all the millionaires do). There's a lot you can get with a million dollars . . . including a whole lot of trouble. Bonus tips on how to be a