Godspeed Sweatshirt 4th of July

Godspeed Sweatshirt 4th of JulyHe turned water into wine and now he is turning heads on the highway. No helmet, no worries, full send. The Details: Purple single color illustration of a bearded figure in flowing robes riding a vintage motorcycle at speed, with motion lines trailing behind. Bold purple arched retro text reads "Godspeed" above. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck). Material: 8. 0 oz warm fleece (50 50 cotton polyester blend). Feel: Made with air jet

You showed up anyway

and blue popsicle character

You parallel parked on the first try once in 2019 and you’ve been insufferable about it ever since

Confidence is a lifestyle

" The experience is your family not speaking to each other on the ride home after you picked wrong

You have a brick and a very specific plan for the fungal apocalypse

One black cat

a white cat lies on its side vomiting neon green splatters onto a pink laptop

Everyone else sucks

and tongue out

Below sits a detailed scorpion illustration surrounded by constellation dot patterns

For a second there you almost invested emotional energy into someone else's problem