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Dashing Vampire Costume for BoysNo Ordinary MonsterVampires are known for their high level of sophistication. They're not your average Halloween monster. They're not slobbering all over the mailman like a werewolf. They certainly aren't scuttling around in the mud like some kind of zombie. And they're not howling like some kind of banshee the way that ghosts do. Vampires have way more class than all that. They spend most of their time relaxing in their lush mansion. They have quaint

Other Mom and Other Dad have buttons for eyes

Start him out right with this Rams costume

Clippered close to the scalp

but there's not a whole lot that beats cookies and milk

It's a wave and a frequency

and this time you can leap as high as you like

You'll be ready to take to the skies

don’t you

but you must admit

“Now you drift off to dreamland and sleep peacefully through the night

whereas our dogs don't even seem to know what truffles are

conquering the world