8oz porcelain mug saying "The great thing .....Numpty.." bottle

8oz porcelain mug saying "The great thing .....Numpty.." bottle"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a NUMPTY at 100 metres" Printed twice to make sure that no matter which hand you hold your cuppa in you can still see the text. This is our stunning 8oz porcelain mug which has the fine lip and sides to make the drinking experience that little bit more refined. The porcelain mug is approximately 102mm high and 70mm diameter. Now after that all important drink you will want to keep this ready

"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot an ASSHOLE at 100m

This water bottle has an integrated straw in the lid which can be pushed down for when you are travelling

Please note that the main white gloss surface of the thermal flask may have some very small imperfections

"I'm a nurse what's your superpower

Printed twice on the enamel mug to make sure that you can see this no matter which hand you hold the mug in

The second is a push/pull top which helps reduce those unwanted dribbles when you are drinking on the go

"The most dangerous thing in the world is a Smiling Woman"

The porcelain mug is approximately 102mm high and 70mm diameter

"I'm the reason we have so many warning labels"

"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot an ASSHOLE at 100 metres"

"Always Follow Your Heart (but take your brain along for the journey"

"Only a WOMAN who has given birth without an epidural can truly appreciate MAN FLU"