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Sexy School Girl CostumeAh, to be young and in school again. All that precious class time to spend learning important life lessons and sleeping, young love (well, not experiencing it per se, but seeing it happen from inside of the locker a bully just stuffed us in), and school lunches. Some days they were made with actual recognizable ingredients! We'd give anything to go back, even for just a day. We'd go back to our 10th grade science fair so we wouldn't make our bleach

Easily excitable

Simply slip this tunic over your head over your own clothes and you're ready to rock

for those who can achieve the perfect balance

You never know when the Brain Spawn will once again come to Earth and try to take over by turning everyone stupid

And then you'll start to panic

Beatrix Kiddo left a mound of bodies on her path to rid the world of the man who left her for dead with a bullet in her skull

Want to make this a group ensemble

Scarecrow you

We recommend ample amounts of make believe using our Child Hollywood Star Dress

undeniably and reliably dead

don’t forget to turn that frown upside-down

Leopards maybe quick on their feet