Witchy Wine Sweatshirt funny Dark olive green ink illustration

Dark olive green ink illustration featuring "Howdy" in large retro bubble lettering above a vintage-style cowgirl seated on the ground in boots and a cowboy hat

and riding a shark into the sunset

White script lettering above reads "Almost far enough away from" with bold white text below reading "The Bullshit

You know the rules

Witchy Wine Sweatshirt funny Dark olive green ink illustrationYou dont fly off the handle. You fly off the broomstick. Glass in hand. Zero apologies. Your therapist calls it avoidance. You call it altitude. Either way youre above everyones nonsense and slightly above the legal limit. The Details: Gold and cream single color art featuring a pin up witch on a broomstick holding a glowing wine glass aloft, with a crescent moon with a face and stars. Rendered in all gold and cream vintage illustration style. The Fit