Goin' Off Tee Color:Ash

Goin' Off Tee Color:AshThat friend who peaks at 7pm on the 4th and doesnt stop until someone takes the Roman candles away. Absolute legend. Absolute liability. The Details: Blue and red striped text reading "Goin" with blue and red outlined text reading "Off," featuring a red cartoon firecracker character holding a sparkler, surrounded by confetti, streamers, and stars in red, blue, yellow, and black. High energy patriotic party design in a retro cartoon mascot style. The

Everyone wants to be fearless until it’s time to do fearless things

Years of experience

White script lettering reads "Nothing For You Whore" alongside a vintage colorful winking Santa face with white star accents

A detailed illustration of a cowboy riding a bucking bull is centered inside a lasso rope circle

Everyone around you acts shocked when you lose it

the throne is hers

Just like you

and mint green

Romance isn't dead

distressed style

For when "heck yeah" is too wholesome and the real thing is too corporate

and your dating history