Chosen One Tee Size:L

Chosen One Tee Size:LIt's like, yeah, maybe someone messes with you, but the whole plot of the world revolves around the fact that they will regret it. Now go perform a miracle or few. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi formal. The tear away label means a scratch free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. Made using 100% US

Just randomly throwing out Mark Twain quotes at inopportune moments is not wisdom

Show that you're middle class and imply that you got there purely through brains and merit by implying that you're a good enough speller to spell bourgeoisie

I only wore that shirt because they made me

the staff and owners will assume it's about them and probably give you your meal on the house

Without Shooter McGavin

Buy this for less than one hand of blackjack at a table where the odds are firmly calculated against you

don't let the particulars of some arbitrary zoo naming system get you down and just go generic

but want a more generic term than religion

so why bother

you've got to get the right shirt to match

Let people know you did it and you're not afraid to do it again

It's just a little jokey joke