Goin' Off Hoodie Size:2XL

Goin' Off Hoodie Size:2XLThat friend who peaks at 7pm on the 4th and doesnt stop until someone takes the Roman candles away. Absolute legend. Absolute liability. The Details: Blue and red striped text reading "Goin" with blue and red outlined text reading "Off," featuring a red cartoon firecracker character holding a sparkler, surrounded by confetti, streamers, and stars in red, blue, yellow, and black. High energy patriotic party design in a retro cartoon mascot style. The

Rendered in black and orange vintage pin-up style

Peach-colored arched text reads "GIVE ’EM THE OL’" above

Orange-brown lettering reads "AWWWWW" above in a wavy style and "Shucks" below in bold retro script

" in script at the top flanked by two stars

Your copay is 0

You chose a 401k and a desk job over riding off into the sunset and that haunts you every single Monday at 7 AM

Some things just hit different through a truck speaker

"Ranch Life" in flowing cursive script

Your dating life is a disaster but at least your sense of humor about it is elite

Black bold text reading "Move Bitch" and "Get Out The Way" with a red string of firecrackers (lit fuse

Still counts

and "ROPING * RIDING * RACING" along the bottom