Thick Thighs and Spooky Vibes Tee funny

Thick Thighs and Spooky Vibes Tee funnyYour thighs have their own gravitational pull and your attitude has its own restraining order. Youre not built like a Victorias Secret model. Youre built like a woman who could open a pickle jar and emotionally devastate someone in the same afternoon. The Details: Black retro script reading "Thick Thighs & Spooky Vibes" alongside a curvy orange haired pin up witch in a black dress, black witch hat, walking a black cat on an orange leash. A black

Just technically alive and fueled by a substance that would concern your doctor if she saw the daily volume

Lying to yourself is a skill

Red and green ink design featuring "I Know a Prick When I See One" in bold red arched lettering above a smiling green cactus character with closed eyes and small arms

Fortunately

What was that

You don’t need to say a word

Large elegant white script lettering reading "Ope" in a flowing cursive font

The letters sit on a black shadow backdrop

Some people need three glasses of wine and a Hallmark movie to feel festive

You’re the reason cowboys write sad songs and also the reason they deserve it

You say forgive is optional and forget is never happening

Two blue tit birds perched on a snowy branch in blue