Back When Santa Only Had Two Hos Tee Color:Cardinal

Back When Santa Only Had Two Hos Tee Color:CardinalSomewhere between your second glass of wine and your third online purchase, you started relating to Santas lifestyle a little too hard. The man had a roster. You have a rotation. The math checks out. The Details: Vintage style artwork featuring a red and cream illustrated Santa alongside two women in red dresses. Retro holiday text in classic red and cream lettering with a distressed, throwback finish. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut

Like you’ll hold the door for someone but you’ll also talk about them in the car after

You’re gifted

You’re not spreading goodwill

Pink script "Arizona" over a dark green state outline filled with a desert landscape scene (saguaro cacti

But the audacity is genuinely inspiring

White hand-lettered text reading "A Haunting We Will Go" set against an intricate spider web background

And even that feels aggressive

All artwork is printed in a single dark navy blue ink with a vintage screen-print texture

and red flame outlines

You didn’t ghost him because you’re rude

and mustard tones rising from behind it

Vintage rodeo-poster-style artwork in pink