Christmas Moose Socks Sass & Swears

Christmas Moose Socks Sass & SwearsBring on the moose and the merriment. Your feet are ready. These cozy crew socks are wrapped in a classic holiday sweater pattern, complete with snowflakes, stripes, stars, trees, and yes, a few majestic moose for good measure. The color scheme sticks to the winter staples of gray, white, and red so theyll match just about any holiday getup, from flannel pajamas to that sweater your aunt knitted in 1997. Made from a comfy, stretchy blend of 70%

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