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Applications are always open

It’s the only thing standing between you and a felony

you’re delightful

Red and gold ink palette

Congratulations on your unpaid seasonal labor

complete with green room décor (lamp and curtains)

A red oval banner displays green and red script lettering

Everyone else just isn’t ready for it

Black script below reads "I’ll Just Cook For All You Assholes

You just ignore it

Then Monday happened

Realistically devastating