Cowboy Take Me Away Tee Color:Ash

Cowboy Take Me Away Tee Color:AshYour exit strategy for literally every social situation. Just add spurs. The Details: Red and green ink design featuring a vintage pin up cowgirl in a blue outfit, white hat, and red cowboy boots, pulling on a lasso with green grass at her feet. "Cowboy" appears in large red script above and "Take Me Away" in bold red western block letters below. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut (relaxed fit). Material: Super soft 100% Airlume ring spun

" she adds it to the to-do list

flowing hand-lettered style

Your ideal Friday night is horizontal

Honestly you probably wrote half the list yourself and handed it to him

All white artwork

and "Good Luck" in flowing cursive script below

And honestly you’ve weaponized it at this point

A Midwestern mating call that means "sorry" and "excuse me" and "I almost ran into you with my cart" all at once

followed by "DOUBLE" in bold caps and "Hockey Sticks" in cursive script below

You peak somewhere between 10 PM and "I should really go to bed" and that window is where all your best decisions live

And we respect it

That’s the protocol