James Webb Space Telescope - T-Shirt Size:3XL This shirt reads “They Can’t

This shirt reads “They Can’t Use You If You’re Useless” in distressed white text — equal parts ironic wisdom and unapologetic self-defense

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James Webb Space Telescope - T-Shirt Size:3XL This shirt reads “They Can’tGaze into the universe literally. This minimalist chalk style design celebrates the James Webb Space Telescope with a clever twist: an elegant cone of stars, galaxies, and cosmic swirls focusing into an exclamation mark over Earth. A nod to the telescopes breathtaking discoveries and the wonder of deep space exploration. Perfect for astronomy lovers, astrophysicists, and anyone who gets goosebumps thinking about the edge of the observable universe.