Monster Lover Long Sleeve Tee Color:Black

Monster Lover Long Sleeve Tee Color:BlackYour taste in fictional characters is unhinged and we all know it. You saw a seven foot tall green monster and thought "yeah, I could fix him." You couldnt. Nobody could. But the heart wants what the heart wants and yours wants something that was assembled in a lab. The Details: Cream block text reading "Monster" with pink script "Lover," featuring a green Frankenstein couple sharing a drink with straws in a green, pink, and orange vintage comic book

"Cowboy" appears in large red script above and "Take Me Away" in bold red western block letters below

retro print finish

with "Cowboys" in flowing rope-style script below

You say you want someone who gives you butterflies but what you actually want is someone who gives you the creeps in a hot way

You could be more polite but honestly it sounds exhausting and your schedule is already full of naps

And even that feels aggressive

You’re barely an afternoon person

It’s not your fault you walked in radiating an energy that makes people forget what they were saying mid-sentence

" Rendered in a cream and red vintage athletic style

Unhinged and ready

Diplomacy is cute

Red retro script text reading "Santa Baby" with white outline and shadow